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After not posting for awhile… a ranting post is needed! First off I want to say that it was a great weekend in the farm town of DeKalb, even though this place is boring as FUCK!!

First off who brings a 2 and a 3 year old to a college town, where there are parties from Thursday till Sunday nonstop? I know who… my roommate. Granted they were cute.  But the screaming and crying should have been kept to a minimum, considering some people were watching TV/listening to music/sleeping.. etc. And who gives children pop to fall asleep? If I had pop before bed I would stay up so much later than normal, it would be a HYPER fest.. let alone given to a 3 year old.. who already doesn’t want to go to sleep. 

Secondly who has people over to bake and doesn’t wash their dishes for 5 days after the fact? I can answer this.. my slob of a roommate. Clean up your shit after you make something so people who have to wash their dishes from that day can wash theirs also. (Sink hog)

Third most who has people over every Thursday and doesn’t care if they are being loud, while other people are trying to sleep because they have class in the morning? Inconsiderate people, that’s who. And now, since Thanksgiving is this Thursday they? Again, my inconsiderate, loud, creeper/stalker roommate. I need a break.

Oh yeah. And within 4 days 3 cars got vandalized in our parking lot. if I have a vehicle next year, it will not be parking in my lot from Thursday-Sunday.

Stupid fucking drunk asshole whore-mouth idiots.  

2 days till I get to go home and be away from the madness of Dekalb/farm town. Then 2 weeks after that, I’ll be home for 6 WEEEKS!! I soooooo cannot wait! Goodday Tumblr friends.

I need to get out of this hellhole.

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I wish I could have this one my bucket list…
I Miss you Grandma & Grandpa Foltz, Grandma & Grandpa Davis!!

I wish I could have this one my bucket list…

I Miss you Grandma & Grandpa Foltz, Grandma & Grandpa Davis!!

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Bitch Please…

Things I like about living in #13

  1. my sister lives right down the street
  2. my favorite roommate (PB)
  3. the way my room looks
  4. that we have cable, internet, heat & air
  5. I can have privacy when I want it 
  6. I have a lock on my door (so my shit cant get stolen)
  7. Halloween was a success

Things I dislike about living in #13

  1. my roommates are inconsiderate
  2. they don’t know how to clean up after their own messes
  3. they don’t help with ANYTHING after a party
  4. my roommate never locks the front door before she goes to sleep
  5. my roommate claims she’s a ‘neat freak’ when she has cleaned up the house once…
  6. get pissed when I have better things to do besides drink
  7. my roommate is a hoe… and gets all upset when a guy she likes doesn’t want to talk to her anymore because she’s a hoe.
  8. my favorite roommate and I are the only ones whoever give a shit what our place looks like
  9. my roommate gets mad when there is no room for something when it’s all of her shit that is there in the first place.
  10. my neighbors are loud as fuck and wake me up at 7am on the weekends
  11. Can’t leave the parking lot without going over glass
  12. my roommate claims she never has any money but can spend $110 on her hair and then when she runs out she just asks daddy for more.
  13. my roommate thinks it’s ok to blast music when i’m clearly watching a tv show
  14. people always walk in our house thinking it’s someone else’s
  15. I HATE when my roommate complains that she has a “hard” test.. but always gets an A on it… sounds SOOOO hard! (you know what’s hard physical therapy  :P  ) 
  16. my one roommate also thinks it’s ok to start her laundry in the day and leave.. not come back for 2 days and still not be done.. LAUNDRY HOGGIN BITCH!!
  17. Don’t get mad when you make a mess and it’s not clean when you get home 3 days later… not my job.
  18. I now know why you never last with a roommate, now that I am one of yours.
  19. Nobody’s things are treated with respect
  20. Couple of my roommates always complain about their weight when they are perfectly fine, and suck in whenever they say they need to lose some… you can eat 3 pizzas and not gain a damn pound… so stop making us feel fatter then we are!!!

All I want is some peace and quiet when need be, some help when something needs to be picked up, no to not complain when something isn’t picked up that is yours, oh and a new place with just one other roommate. (Living in #13 sucks BIG penis and balls) I don’t think I’ve ever made a worse living arrangement/mistake in my life, and never will again.